Nearly everyone has one sexual fantasy or another—from role-playing, to trying new sex toys, to maybe even voyeurism. Whatever it is, there’s def something lives in your mind rent-free.
But it’s possible you haven’t had the nerve to bring it up to your partner quite yet. Maybe because you’re embarrassed or maybe because it never seems like the right time. (Been there.)
The good news: It’s time to put those worries aside and act out what you’ve been wishing for because, hi, yup, Valentine’s Day is here, aka the horniest time of the year.
I mean, really, February 14th is the day we should all be having the kinkiest, sexiest sex of the year, right? And considering a global pandemic is the perfect time to do all the sex stuff you otherwise wouldn’t have time for, Valentine’s Day is really just that extra bonus you need to fulfill all of your deepest, most exciting fantasies.
So if you needed one more reason to finally carry out your kinkiest fantasies on Valentine’s Day, here are 21:
- There’s not much else you can do right now. It’s like the drudgery of these pandemic days is begging you to do something besides watch Netflix.
- It’s your favorite holiday. Okay, it’s probably not, but you should still make the best of it.
- It’s more exciting than eating takeout Olive Garden. Cold pasta and breadsticks don’t exactly scream “sexy” but consensual exhibitionism sure does!!!
- If things get weird, you can bust out some chocolate and eat it instead.
- Everyone knows what day it is, so if your neighbors hear, just remember they’re probably gettin’ it on too.
- It’s February, and most likely cold where you live. Consider it a fun way to keep yourselves warm.
- It’s better than getting engaged. Proposing on Valentine’s Day is so cliché. You know what isn’t? Proposing you two rub each other down with edible massage oil.
- It’s also better than overpriced red heart candies.
- Valentine’s Day is all about love, so if they really love you, they’ll put on the banana costume and handcuff you to the bed like you want them to.
- You know what rhymes with “fantasy?” Valentine’s Day.
- Roses are everywhere right now, so spread some petals on to get them in the mood for a night of role-playing and doing things with food.
- There aren’t any greeting cards for this, so it’s the perfect chance to make your own, “We Tried New Stuff in the Bedroom” card.
- It’s an easy gift idea. You get to live out your wildest fantasies, and your partner doesn’t have to buy you something. Win-win.
- You can pour some champagne to get you in the mood. Obviously, you could do this any day, but Valentine’s Day champagne just hits differently.
- St. Valentine would want you to. You don’t want to disappoint a saint.
- It’s also kind of why the whole holiday was invented in the first place. Well, for the sex *and* the chocolate covered strawberry industry.
- You seriously can’t wait until your anniversary. You needed this like, yesterday.
- You can customize candy hearts for the occasion. “Thanks for role-playing a McDonald’s cashier for me.”
- You can present them with a gift basket for a job well done. Just like flowers and chocolate, gift baskets are nearly everywhere during the V-Day season. I recommend something with cheese. People love cheese.
- To consummate a new Valentine’s Day tradition. You’ll never go back to swapping last-minute gifts during The Price is Right again.
- Literally, why not? It’s time to saddle up and get on that horse (which may be a fantasy of yours, but that’s your business).
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