20 Valentine’s Day Pickup Lines That Are Wayyy Sexier Than Your Average 'Be Mine'

Do you smell that? That’s the smell of pure, unadulterated love in the air. (Well, and overpriced chocolate.) And that, my friends, is the sign that Valentine’s Day is upon us.

And yet, something about this heart-filled holiday just makes me feel so…single!! Luckily for me and anyone else currently navigating Singledom though, it’s a holiday notorious for super sexy Valentine’s Day pickup lines. (And yes, they are perfect for online dating apps.)

So because nothing says “be mine” like clever innuendos and cheesy pickup lines, here are 20 February 14-themed lines that’ll help you land a Nicholas Sparks romance of your own—whether with your current S.O. or a random Tinder match.

Just remember to only use these on people who are totally comfortable with you because, hi, yup, V-day is not an excuse to be a total creep. Happy love day!

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When you think they’re sweeter than chocolate:

1. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.
2. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
3. The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
4. You can keep the Hershey’s, I just want a kiss.
5. Did it hurt? You know, when you got shot by cupid’s arrow?

When you want to spend all your V-days with them:

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
2. They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
3. Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
4. I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day: 11 real and one fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
5. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
6. When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
7. You know what else Valentine’s Day is? Our future anniversary date.

When you want a little V-day sexy time:

1. I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.
2. I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box to unwrap.
3. Did you ask for a Snickers this Valentine’s Day? Because I want you to satisfy me.
4. Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates…or me?
5. Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaaaayum.
6. Tonight’s menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you.
7. For Valentine’s Day, let’s put on some Netflix and not watch it.
8. You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

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